overwhelming frankness

World's Worst Science Inventions!!!!!!!

2006-06-03T23:29:00.000-07:00

This year's annual Worlds Worst Science Inventions contest saw a girl, who'd invented this super cool alarm clock, emerge as the winner! Her alarm clock would ring at the alotted time and just when you reach out for it and try to shut it up...it draws you into this game of "catch- that- alarm -clock !", by jumping all over the place, untill you finally pull up holding the blasted thing in your hand, exhausted but fully awake and cry triumphantly!Her point...??? This way you dont go back to sleep once you've shutup the alarm clock.

My invention...
toothpicks! No Im serious..how many of you have given toothpicks a thought!...I was thinkin it would be cool if one could create a different variety of toothpick for each mood...lik a slightly firm one for angry moods..so that you know, one doesnt break it while using it...bla bla...

rags' is better..
He got all excited about the prospect of creating a monkey brain juice maker...he says a tiny hole should be made on a desk...just right for the monkey's head to fit into...and then you slice open the pate....and sink in a straw and suck with all your might....(ewwww)....not much of an invention..but pretty cool try all the same...

ma dad tho takes the cake...
he came up with this brilliant plan....he thinks it would be majorly cool....if beds were designed in such a way that every time your sleeping n want to pea desperately....you should be able to hit a button...causing a group of pixels...directly below your butt to open up....so one can pea "effortlessly" ....yet another button..causes gushing water to do the necessary cleaning up...and the last button...once again conceals the pothole! pretty cool huh?? a bed cum inbuilt toilet...now if only we could actually create the damn thing......!!!!!!!!!!!

Azhaga irukkiraai…bayama irukkirathu….

2006-06-03T02:16:00.000-07:00

Characters

Thaiyar Madabushi Ranaganayaki

Shenbagavalli Radhakrishnan

Viktor Anderson

Dhanalaxmi

Srinivasa Ramanujam

Certificate of Innocense

k..All theses characters are purely fictitious…and IF they seem real 2 any of u….a visit to the kilpauk psychiatry ward is advised…and the diagnosis im sure will be overactive imagination! :p

Now 4 the stori…

Once there lived a stunningly beautiful girl named Thaiyar Madabushi Ranganayaki. As you would have guessed, yes she most certainly is the protagonist of this story, as all gorgeous, weird named people usually are. There was never a time when a girl wasn’t looking at her with jealousy and envy burning a hole in her heart. The boys on the other hand looked with slightly different emotions, which burnt a hole in their hearts all the same…the emotions of desire and longing!!! Those of them who knew her….knew that their proposals would fall on deaf ears….and those who dint…took one look at her…and decided that their male ego would definitely suffer an enormous blow for they were sure she would turn them down!Two boys in particular “pined’ for her….they were…Viktor Anderson and Srinivasa Ramanujam. They were two very okayish looking boys..who had resigned to the prospect of asking out dhanalaxmi and Shenbagavalli Radhakrishnan who were two very okayish looking girls.They had, prior to their resignation, tried 2 woo T.M.Ranganayaki with the usual boxes of chocolates and bouquets of roses..only to find that she remained oblivious to them..and not only did not reciprocate their intense feelings ..but quite impossibly remained unconquered by their persistence. Hence this delicate and romantic story comes to an end with Viktor and Sreeni swearing by their supposed loves ..but in reality living and breathing all the time thinking only of one individual……Thaiyar Madabushi Ranganayaki!

P.s-sigh! Now isn’t that a lovely story??? I have finished the story within one post..for fear that if another storyteller..were to take it up n complete it…the beautiful protagonist will be brutally murdered……long live ranganayaki!

Ma Dickie..

2006-03-30T16:15:00.000-08:00

k dickie-dictionary guys....dictionary..
yea! ma dictionary..there r a few words that Shweta conjured up..which i use a whole lot...Act jus 1 word 4 now!!
oniuma-adj-A word coined by ma close buddy wich can be substituted for the word cute, which sounds quite limp and ineffective nd not to mention merely lets one know only about a person's opinion when comapred to "oniuma" ...which must be mouthed in a shrill voice with the sound emitting straight from voice box at a high frequency. When the word is put forth in such a dramatic fashion .."cute" becomes quite a sore loser...as the word sure does give vent to your actual feelings and lets this tingling sensation drop down the spine of the recipient's name..lol! Honest!!.. ..now u try it....O-N-I-U--M-A-A-A-A...the drag of the "a"s is most important to produce the right effect.

definiton in short----->Manasa!!!

Once shwet comes up with ne more brilliant words..ill post em k??

The chronicles of super manu...(part 1!)-->Super Manu 2 da rescue!!

2006-03-29T17:33:00.000-08:00

An attempt to make my boring life sound interesting...
Well yes im a victim of an insipid life ..I mean isnt that one thing all we bloggers have in common?? But hey quoting stuart little --->"Every cloud has a silver lining" (yea! I kno...the little mouse/rat...sry nt sure which..didn't cum up with that profound quote..some other ancient fogie did...but when the mouse quoted it ..I BET IT WAS MORE APPEALING!!!)..(ONIU MOUSE!!!)

O yea ! well here's a mildly hilarious incident frm the story of ma life....When I was in 4th grade my parents decided it was time to deviate a little from our usual "Rameshwaram", or "Pondicherry", "tanjore"...n instead travel Northwards n visit ..BOMBAY!! (thank heavens for that!)
Well so there I was in Bombay and I can truthfully say it wasnt much of a difference from any other place I had visited cuz ma parents hav this knack of killin the joy out of everything..I mean here we were in Bombay..spending our second day in the "Prince of Wales Museum" (!?!?!?) just cuz my mum hadnt been able 2 scale the entire place in a day!! As a result Tanvi (friend) and me were spending a morbid 24 hrs trying to make sense out of meaningless figurines and artifacts. As if this wasnt challenging enough we were to keep an eye on our pesky sisters too, who were hardly 2 and 3 at that time. Well, you guessed right. We blew it! (who wouldnt??)I mean- in the true sense of the word and all....We completely lost them and began searching frantically for them, calling out wildly.Well fortunately we didnt have to search much..a thoroughly flustered guard on being asked, jabbed his finger in the aggressively in the direction of the Indus Valley Civilization display..he looked close to exploding. Frankly he scared me cuz now i was sure our sisters weren't being their usual deceivingly lovable selves. We rushed forward and the 1st thing we saw was Tharini mounted on the back of an ancient Nandi idol. She was hollering .."Giddy Up! Giddy Up!"...in true cowboy spirit..(yes cowboy on the back of a nandi..ORIGINAL OR WAT??) My sis on the other hand had resorted to something that called for less involvement of adrenaline....collecting pre-historic stones..right off the display cases that the guards hadn't bothered closing..(careless oafs!!) Well the 1st thing we did was rescue Tharini before she began tittering precariously and then we set about coaxing my sis to put the "IKKY WIKKIES" back where they belonged . It worked like magic...thank r lucky starts!! I guess the word has an unappealing connotation(hey..inspiration strikes!!--->"ikky wikky" is an ikky wikky wrd!!). Sigh! it sure is tough tryin to reason out wit a 2 yr old. Ofcourse when we related the fiasco to my mum she came up with one of her characteristic comments.."Oh our little Meghus going to become an archeologist!" (realy only she can come up with stuff like that!) Even her pretentious "Naughty Meghu!"..or "My silly chicken.." would have been better. (hmpf!)

ps- For those considerate ones out der who are wondering if i saw anything else in Bombay other than the four walls of the Museum....i did!....My cousin showed me around the place..the kind soul...plus i got 2 c fardeen, urmila, sharukh n gauri 2!!!

pps-k tanvi...mayb i exaggerated a bit..but 4get it willl you??? and after all its factually precise!!!:p!

Red Carpet.....

2006-03-28T15:48:00.000-08:00

--->And the award for the wierdest lyrics goes 2.....

title: EverydayI love you less and less
artist: Kaiser Chiefs

EverydayI love you less and less
It's clear to see that you've become obsessed
I've got to get this message to the press
That everyday I love you less and less
And everyday I love you less and less
I've got to get this feeling off my chest
The Doctor says all I needs pills and rest
Since everyday I love you less and less
Unless, unlessI know, I feel it in my bones
I'm sick, I'm tired of staying in control
Oh yes, I feel a rat upon a wheel
i've got to no what's not and what's real
Oh yes I'm stressed, I'm sorry I digressed
Impressed you're dressed to SOS
Oh, and my parents love me
Oh, and my girlfriend loves me
Everyday I love you less and less
I can't believe once you and me did sex
It makes me sick to think of you undressed
Since everyday I love you less and less
And everyday I love you less and less
You're turning into something I detest
And everybody says that your a mess
Since everyday I love you less and less
Unless, unlessI know, I feel it in my bones
I'm sick, I'm tired of staying in control
Oh yes, I feel a rat upon a wheel
I've got to no what's not and what is real
Oh yes I'm stressed, I'm sorry I digressed
Impressed you're dressed to SOS
Oh, and my parents love me
Oh, and my girlfriend loves me
Oh, they keep photos of me
Oh, thats enough love for me
Oh, and my parents love me
Oh, and my girlfriend loves me
Oh, they keep photos of me
Oh, thats enough love for me

--->Most meaningless song ever penned down and actually sung n stuff.......(probably the band was suffering from insipid lives like us bloggers ....till we started bloggin actually...now i proclaim it a noble hobby)

Caroline! Caroline!
All the guys would say she's mighty fine
But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time
And the other half either got you cursed out, or coming up short
Yeah, now dig this, even though
You'd need a golden calculator to divide
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!

[Chorus- Repeat 2x]
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like boo-boo
Yeah, roses really smell like boo-boo (manasa-really?!?!?!?!)

Caroline!
See she's the reason for the word "bitch"
I hope she's speeding on the way to the club
Trying to hurry up to get to some Baller or singer or somebody like that
And try to put on her makeup in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash.. into a ditch! (mansa-poor girl...tat caroline..)
(Just Playing!) She needs a golden calculator to divide
The time it took to look inside and
realize that Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!

[Chorus] [Verse Three]

Well she's got a hotty body, but her attitude is potty(mansa-luk hus talkin...)
When I met her at a party she was hardly acting naughty
I said "Would you call me?" She said "Pardon me, are you ballin'?"

Well people aftre this the song gets quite nasty.....This should have given u a vague idea of how pointless the entire song is.....n trust me when u actually hear it..it sounds 10 times worse....!!!!

K put ur hands together for the next award.....

--->Most unpronouncable band name.....JAMIROQUAI!!!!

--->Wierdest video....2 of em tie for this award actually..cant decide which one outdoes the other......catch the latest ROYKSOPP song..n SING ...by Travis.....

--->Least glamorous band--->Magic Numbers .....I mean dont u think they really play down themselves???? what wit their no make up...which is ok....but still...onli over sized sweat shirts..to stay on the safe side and hide all the blubber under the skin bit???

--->Most Mysterious Band--->Ah!...now the Gorrilaz sure r one intriguing band....nt to mention srtubborn! I mean everyones dying to kno how they really look.....but they wont concede..dint buckle down even during the grmmys..Mayb they are ..SUPER UGLY??? or maybe...jus plain clever cuz not only does it help them rid the media and publicity but also increases their market....cuz most people are curiouys about the cartoon characterization bit!!

--->Most "Get a Life" Singer......HILLARRY DUFF!!! Terribly sorry ....I know Im downtrodding one of your all time favourite artists but seriously!!! EVERY song of hers...(almost..) brings to my mind my sister in a fluffy pink frock clutching a teddy bear and skipping away!

--->Most Hot Singer---->BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ BJ :D!!

--->Billboard list---> Oh..ma list keeps changing but you guys should listen to basically
-bep-everything!
-green day-bobd
-james blunt-you're beautiful, goodbye ma lover, wise men, cry
-creed-one last breath, higher
-nickelback-photograph,so far away
-john jackson-breakdown
-keith urban-days go by, you'll think of me, better life
-coldplay-fix you, under the tracks
-3 doors down-here without you
-daniel powter-bad day, free loop
-saliva-rest in pieces
-simon webbe-lay your hands on me
-rob thomas-this is how a heart breaks, come on over, no problem at all, lonely no more
-oc soundtracks
-uptown girls soundtrack
-A Walk to remember-soundtracks
-Cinderella story -soundtracks

statuary warning:If you're confused-DON NOT LISTEN TO THE KILLERS....THEY TEND TO CONFUSE U MORE!!! -"Sumbody tole me..you hav a bf tat luks lik a gf.....????" However it is possible ..take the case of Shilpa Saklani N...APURVA AGNIHOTRI!!!!......i mean im sure they were bf gf ...b4 they got married...so...tha song sure would have applied for poor shilpa....cant rlly classify apurva as male can we now?? muahahaha!!! if u agree wit me..say "Aye!"

So Far away...

2006-03-28T15:29:00.000-08:00

far away nikleback.mp3

Well since posting the lyrics of a song in ur blog seems to be the "in" thing...this song is dedicated 2 noone in particular so I would really NOT appreciate any notorious comments .....so faaaaaaaaar away..(8)......aah! here goes..

This time, This place
Misused, Mistakes
Too long, Too late
Who was I to make you wait
Just one chance
Just one breath
Just in case there’s just one left‘
Cause you know, you know, you know

That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you’ll be with me and you’ll never go
Stop breathing if I don’t see you anymore

On my knees,
I’ll ask
Last chance for one last dance‘
Cause with you,
I’d withstand
All of hell to hold your hand
I’d give it all
I’d give for us
Give anything but I won’t give up‘
Cause you know, you know, you know

That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you’ll be with me and you’ll never go
Stop breathing if I don’t see you anymore

So far away
Been far away for far too long
So far away
Been far away for far too long
But you know, you know, you know

I wanted
I wanted you to stay‘
Cause I needed
I need to hear you say

That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I forgive you
For being away for far too long
So keep breathing‘
Cause I’m not leaving you nemore
Believe it
Hold on to me and never let me go

Keep breathing
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Hold on to me and, never let me go

manasa-Now wasnt that bootiful??

Hi 5 sux!!!

2006-03-27T17:43:00.000-08:00

hey! hu said bloggers r jobless???....well.....take a look at how jobless hi5 members can get!!(they beat us!!)
a 50 yr old man's proposal to me...n i profusely swear tat i DID receive tis mail..... so did ma frend..n so did a number of other gals probably... but heres da catch..i wasnt about to let this guy get away..so super manu..called for the assistance of "Mr. Expert Cumbacks" --->Raghav Babu.

Madhukar Oza's mail..doctor ...55yrs old...FREAKIN jobless!
subject: lovely beauty....Im interested in you...
CONTENT OF MAIL: Hi Dear I am Dr M M Oza M 55 orthopedic surgeon from Gujarat state of India I am average looking and built I am 5' & 8" and weigh 82 Kg I am a non smoker and non drinker I would not mind my woman to be drinker but prefer not to be a smoker. I am a strict Vegetarian. I am not eating Egg Fish meat garlic onion green chillies etc I would prefer my woman to be a STRICT VEGETARIAN like me THis has a Strong Scientific reason. I am honest sincere loving caring passionate compassionate I like travelling to places of natural beauty and lonely ness. I like reading spiritual books and self improvement books I like listening to Indian classical music. I like romance I am looking for friend and more and intimate encounter. I like honest sincere loving caring intelligent understanding flexible tall beautiful attractive romantic sweet smiling woman friend I like to please a loving woman by my love and care I like friendship trust and understanding If you get interested please send me reply to my e mail ID drmmo50 at yahoo dot com Thank You Loving Friendly Rgds and best wishes from Dr Oza

Ragav's masterpiece..with a little help frm internet sites..(tanx a million ragz!!!!!)
CONTENT OF MAIL: Hi Dear I am a self proclaimed docotr named Oza..(I DID CAUSE ONE DAY..MUMMY KO MENSTRUAL KRAMPS AAGAYA...AUR MAINE BOLAA THAT WOH PAANCH DIN MEIN CHELE JAYEGA..AUR WOH GAYA!) im a 55 years old dawg...and am a VET surgeon(KYUN HUMANS NEHI AATHE HAIN MUJHSE?) im from Gujarat state of India and i live in da streets ADRESS: 17TH CROSS STREET SMWHERE IN INDIA(have got a small IQ) BUT I GIVE U A few LANDMARKs... 1) near the dumpstarts on tuesday 2)begging for food or maybe stealing food from this eat out place ... 3) im butt ugly...so u kno who ur looking for babes I am average looking(FOR A DAWG....KUTHE KE LIYE..)(but smdawgs think im hot...IM A HOTIE!!!)and built I am 5' & 8"(MAGAR..MUJSE EK CHOTA ADMI CHA HI EY...2 FOOT YA 3 FOOT BOHUT HAIN..) and weigh 82 Kg(sumo wrestler ki liya main try kar raha hoon) I am a non smoker(cant afford them..) and non drinker(heard u put on weight..and i aint very light..) I would not mind my woman to be drinker (cause my woman needs to have wobling stuff but prefer not to be a smoker.(like above mentioned...NO CASH...sniff..)(get used to me crying like this..cause im a loner..and like to cry..) I am a strict Vegetarian. I am not eating Egg Fish meat garlic onion green chillies etc I would prefer my woman to be a STRICT VEGETARIAN like me THis has a Strong Scientific reason. (reason..im a poor loner..and meat is costly..but now...i would love to have even a non vegie...cause meat is 7rs/kg. ) I am honest sincere loving caring passionate compassionate (basically im a push over..) I like travelling to places of natural beauty and lonely ness. (does the loneliness strike a bell?) I like reading spiritual books and self improvement books (naa i like porn..cause no girl wants to slep wid me...L-O-N-E-R!!!) I like listening to Indian classical music.(i can even sing...SEE me sing..sa ri ga ..im a muther fucker) I like romance(YAAR...I WANT TO FEEL THIS ROMANCE THING YAAR..CAUSE EVERYGUY IS GOIN LUV LUV...AUR MUJHESE THO LUV CUM FROM MUMMY AND DADDY)(WAT IS THIS LUV THING YAAR? I LUV MY DAWG...BUT I DUNT THINK I FEEL LOVED...SHE NEVR GIVES ME A BATH! HUMPH) I am looking for friend and more and intimate encounter. I like honest sincere loving caring intelligent understanding flexible tall beautiful attractive romantic sweet smiling woman friend I like to please a loving woman by my love and care I like friendship trust (SEE! IM ASKIN FOR TOO MUCH..BUT A BEGAR ON THE STREETS WHO READS THIS..AND FEELS DAT WAT IM SAYING IS REALLY TRUE AND IS REALLY FOOLED BY DAT...CALL ME..) mail ID drmmo50 at yahoo dot com(ARE SAALE! YEH DOT KYA BAATH HAI? YEH KAHAN HAI ?) Thank You Loving Friendly Rgds and REMEMBER IM A LONER !!!

AND this is exactly wat i did send to da 55 yr old bat!! Well he hasnt replied since...fortunately!! This was jus 2 show you how much these common chat rooms, and sites where one can strike up friendship with a huuuge netwrk, can suck...so next tim dunt temme i dint warn u!!

Shout outs!!!!

2006-03-27T17:15:00.000-08:00

A bunch of unconnected statements I've been dying to make!
---> Ode to tha 12thers....
School without you guys....is almost as fun as atempting to make sense out of my AIEEE chemistry book ..which is bloody impossible to go through, without falling asleep at regular intervals of every 2 words and better still, when words like "bourgongzella" (no dunt boter luking up the god damn buk!...tha wrd dosnt exist!..sheesh!...its jus an example of how bad the wrd can get... I lik the sound of it tho.....B...OOOO..UUURRGOOOONGGZELLAAAA...H!) come up I tend to sleep every two letters!!

--->Ode to Shwet and Sashu (my 2 best pals wiht whom i share yet another blog tas prolly waay better than tis one...www.wickedangelz.blogspot.com....we also happen to be united under the PPH(power puff hippies!!) clique! Yes I call it a clique for we're a unique and incredibly superb and most awesomest trio!!!( yea i kno.....Im da one that goes on abt how 2 superlatives cant be used in da same sentence....but 4 now...SCREW GRAMMAR!!!)
k heres da ode--->"If i could touch the rainbow, I would write your names on top of it to let people know how you guys make ma life colourful and without real friends lik u guys...life would be meaningless!!!!(sniff...tis one's a bit senti...)

--->For all those OC fans out there...yea! u guys probably lik Seth rite?and think hes waay better than Ryan whose got a problem with his nose?? Well, I hate to break this to you...but..OPEN YOU GOD DAMN EYES AND TAKE A LOOK AT RYAN!!!!HE'S A-D-O-R-A-B-L-E!!!(especially in the title song...ignore tha nose n all..)I speak from experience...my two best frends...correction! one of em...the other one switched from Seth to Ryan...tanx to my eye opening lectures and persistance on the subject! So that leaves Sashu behind....she still tinks Seth luks better and that Ryan's(sweetheart's) got a major nose prob!! well..EARTH 2 SASHU!! All I can say is you're gunna be kissin your sori arse very soon!! and then i can torment u wit ma torturous "tole you sos" MUAHAHAHAA!!!
p.s- I tink Harsh hates Ryan too....sheesh! How very blind!!!!

--->Aah..now moving to the kill from OC to Desperate Housewives...(Im in murderous mood..muahahah!) From what I gather, (which is nt much considerin the fact tat.. i dunt posess a blessed stb...courtesy daddy!!)the serial's making quite an impact and has its share of the spotlight. But 4 god's sake!!How could anybody bring themselves to appreciate Eva Longoria??
The woman is............................(loss 4 wrds..)Nope...desperate aint the word either!! Psst..she got herself a Brazilian Wax!!! No kidding!!! The reason the dame givs us is.."it enhances her sex life!" I got tis info frm a very reliable source at that....THE HINDU MAGAZINE!!! ( The last bit revelation was just to stay on the safe side incase your thinkin Im some perverted personality that spends all her free time devouring dirty celeb gossip apart frm booring us with accounts of her insipid life!) So people get a life!!!and NOW temme if u agree with me that she sux!!!
P.s-for those who dont kno wat Brazilian Wax means...er...4get it!!!

--->Quote 'Dance like a man':A woman in a man's world is considered progressive, a man in woman's world...pathetic!!!(aah...dusnt tat sound profound!!....k this quote isnt just a lotta rubbish...it makes a lotta sense actually...any contradictions???so whose up 4 a heated argument on the subject with me?? must warn you im the kid of 2 lawyers!!! muahahaha....headstrong 2 take on anyone!!(8))

--->This blogging can get addictive!!

--->Fuck! I talk too much!!Ive got 2 learn 2 limit ma posts....

--->AND BTW...2DAYS A TUESDAY NOT A MONDAY!!!(er....thta was spontaneous stuff really...I jus had tis complulsive urge to put down sumthing "outta tha blue" thus the impulsive statement!!)....(NO IM NT A PSYCHO!!)...(jus was tryin 2 emphasize tat...tat......2days nt a....Monday??? hehe...)

These r ma confessions....

2006-03-27T16:03:00.000-08:00

Im manasa...gurl..14. Study in PSBB, a school for those free of respiratory problems and not to mention attacks of asphyxiation.Actually i can narrow it down to first and foremost --->small people like me....o and yea! praddy...geez how could i 4get?? But hey dont point an accusing finger at me...and remind me of Ashwin (the big one) Becuz I seriously dunno how the guy landed himself in the hell hole! But I heard hes shiftin this year as the school didnt fit his requirements .....to put it politely! (hehe....nevr can,nt in a million years..)....Yea I know wat ur thinkin....these first posts are always supposd 2 be dedicated 2 me "the blogger" right?? Sorry guys..I can get sidetracked reaaal easy....courtesy Maha Ma'am. 2 classes with her and I thought Id got a hang of it (sidetracking) ...3 classes and I was almost certain I was a master!!:D! So anyway as my blog title reads Im extremely frank which is just an artful way of saying Im absolutely tactless and have this habbit of repeatedly puttin ma foot in ma mouth. Eg. Bhavani Ma'am's neice incident- Where I summed up to this poor girl..Bhavani Ma'am with the help of the more colourful part of ma vocabulary, completely unaware that they were the same blood ofcourse. But hey! blame it on ma mother! ..Shes da one tat declared to a guy that she hated "POONAIKANNUS" (green eyes..) oblivious ofcourse to the green shade of his own eyes...O yea! n there was this time when she absently referred to Sai Baba( the one with the curly mane framing the face..lik a halo!) as a "surutu mudi fraud" in front of my paatu teacher who is an ardent devotee of the same! As if my constant outbursts (more colourful language..) in her presence isnt enough to keep her away..!! Well getting bak to business...y do i blog?? well they say...' desperate times call for desperate measures'...I've finally resorted to bloggin in order to pull away from the depths of boredom. I say Im stuk in depths of boredom cuz we PSBBians pointlessly finished our final xams 2 weeks ago... and now spend all our time starin in2 the uninteresting faces of our teachers which provides us with no particular amusement. There are a few though who really are worth mentioning...
--> Mr.X and his incompetent wardrobe...
--->Mrs.Y and her fancy blouses
--->Mrs.Z(this one u guysll never guess..)and her wierd notions... she believes that if girls run..their uterus may fall out...( uh huh....so Ive definitely lost mine!)
K folks ..tas all for now...I think this should be enough to give you an idea of who i am...an the rest of the jazz pretty much.
Conclusions about me that you might have drawn..
--->Short
--->Mouth about as big as my extreme shortness/ if ur a man of few words...blithering old fool!!!
---> reasonably amusing
And if im under a misconception and you're actually still in the gallows......either your a nitwit or dyslexic.....Im not sure which..bah! hu carez Im not gunna worry my pretty head about it!!